Isobel D'Amien

Isobel is Trey's former girlfriend.

Ambitious and career-driven. One of those subtly irritating people who have markers in their life - mortgage by 30, married by 31, kids by 32, Volvo by 33, Exact Same Life As Everyone Else by 34 ..

And then sit back and see their kids go through the whole wretched process again.

There is much speculation as to why things didn't work out with Trey. According to Dylan, who considered Isobel to be an "emasculating, attention-whoring succubutic harlot" (his words), they were too different. "In layman's terms, she heads straight down the road and Trey wanders off into the forest to dance with the pixies" (his words).

Others say she left after coming home early one day to catch him recreating Revenge of the Sith with stuffed toys.

Trey doesn't really know, but maintains there is no such word as succubutic.