Sir Justin Formany

Sir Justin Formany is a scandal-prone Conservative Member of Parliament, and Shadow Secretary of State for Family Values.

It is said that the general public view all politicians as greedy, in it for themselves, and corrupt.

This is nowhere more justified than with regard to Sir Justin.

Morals, principles, a sense of right and wrong - none of these things get in the way of his desire climb the greasy pole.

His attempts to gain access to the higher echelons of power are however constantly scuppered by his propensity for embarrassing gaffes.

The very last person one would associate with family values.