Trey

Trey works as a parliamentary researcher to Sir Justin Formany, a Conservative Member of Parliament and shadow secretary of State for Family Values.

Due to anxiety brought on by too much human interaction and his  general misanthropic tendencies he lives alone on the outskirts of town, his only companions Dylan, his loyal dog, and Slater,  proprieter of the adjacent watering hole, The Last Resort.

Trey also runs a political blog, The Westminster Hound, which he co- authors with Dylan. The website proclaims to be a forum for  insightful political commentary and unique angles on the latest  stories circulating Westminster. In fact, it is a forum for swivel- eyed lunatics with a desperately feeble and simplistic grasp of complex issues to throw barely literate insults at each other.

A bit like like Question Time.

Trey currently spends most of his time toiling away, trying to do as little work as possible, and wondering if perhaps he has made a  series of huge mistakes with his life.